A strong man and a waterfall always channel their own path.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.

Neither fish, flesh nor good red herring.

When it hurts to look back, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends. For if not, they weren't true friends in the first place.

Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together.