You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got and remember what you had...Always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret, people change, things go wrong, just remember, life goes on.

We need a revolution every 200 years, because all governments become stale and corrupt after 200 years.

I'm so proud of you for changing and getting your life straight with god!

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!