The road to a friend's house is never long.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
America without her Soldiers would be like God without His angels.
There is magic in long-distance friendships. They let you relate to other human beings in a way that goes beyond being physically together and is often more profound.