That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.

She soon learned, though, that giving weight to other people's opinions was creative nihilism; it was like being banished from the Land of No Words and exiled to the Land of All Bullshit.

I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.

A girl without braids is like a mountain without waterfalls.

A true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

I will always need my son, no matter what age I am. My son has made me laugh, made me proud, made me cry, seen me cry, hugged me tight, seen me fail, cheered me up, kept me on my toes, and at times driven me crazy, But my son is a promise that I will have a friend forever!