It is easier to live as a Protestant, but better to die as a Catholic.
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
A faithful friend is the medicine of life.
Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
There are three people in yourself - who people think you are, who you think you are, and who you really are.