Don't believe everything you think.
Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them.
Peace is seeing the sunrise or a sunset and knowing who to thank.
Two heads are better than one.
Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance.