From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

It wouldn't take us long to discover the substance of that dream. It is found in those majestic words of the Declaration of Independence, words lifted to cosmic proportions: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by God, Creator, with certain inalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. This is a dream. It's a great dream.

The legislation of Quran will spread all over the world, because it agrees with the mind, logic and wisdom.

Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it's going to hurt.

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.