We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. after I finish laughing.

Don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross a puddle for you.

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they're scattered everywhere.

Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes.

We need a revolution every 200 years, because all governments become stale and corrupt after 200 years.

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.