A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again. A dad is someone who wants to keep you from making mistakes but instead lets you find your own way, even though his heart breaks in silence when you get hurt. A dad is someone who holds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rules, shines with pride when you succeed, and has faith in you even when you fail.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

There are two fatal errors that keep great projects from coming to life: 1. Not finishing 2. Not starting.

Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your Good is Better, and your Better is your Best.

Don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross a puddle for you.

A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.