A girl without braids is like a mountain without waterfalls.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.
Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?
Don't wait to make your son a great man - make him a great boy.
Morality is how you go about getting what you want without screwing anybody to get it.
I am not anti-Bush. I am not pro-Iraq. I am pro-peace. I have written a song and created a video which expresses my feelings about our culture and values and illusions of what many people believe is the American dream - the perfect life. Madonna Quotes.