You don't need a reason to help people.

When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.

He who can be a good son will be a good father.

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?

All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise. just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!

As many as one in every three women has been beaten, coerced into sex or abused in some other way - most often by someone she knows, including by her husband or another male family member.

True friends are like bright sunflowers that never fade away, even over distance and time