A real friend's got your back, while the fake ones are sticking knives in it.
It is easier to live as a Protestant, but better to die as a Catholic.
Religion poisons everything good in this world.
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.
It can not be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ!