A true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!
Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.
Every sunset is an opportunity to reset.
There is only one way to kill capitalism - by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
Just when I'm about to part with my friends is when I realize that I had the best group of friends ever.