You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!