The deflation, or flattening out, of values in Modern art does not necessarily indicate an ethical nihilism. Quite the contrary; in opening our eyes to the rejected elements of existence, art may lead us to a more complete and less artificial celebration of the world.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.

Shopping online is fantastic for comparison shopping, because never before have you had the ability to see all the prices offered from everybody at one time.

A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.