The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you.

I have known plenty of people who, in their later years, had the energy of children and the kind of curiosity and fascination with things like little children. I think we can keep that, and I think it's important to keep that part of staying young. But I also think it's great fun growing old.

And the yellow sunflower by the brook, in autumn beauty stood.

Only one thing’s sadder than remembering you were once free, and that’s forgetting you were once free.

A best friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.