Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.
Friends are God's way of taking care of us.
When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back.
Be proud of who you are, and not ashamed of how someone else sees you.
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
There are two fatal errors that keep great projects from coming to life: 1. Not finishing 2. Not starting.