All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise. just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.

Waiting periods are only a step. Registration is only a step. The prohibition of private firearms is the goal.

True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

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Honor your father and mother (this is the first commandment with a promise),.4 Fathers, do not provoke your children to anger, but bring them up in the discipline and instruction of the Lord.