The price of freedom is eternal vigilance and a willingness to act in its defense.

My grandfather was a practising Quaker. My father was a nihilist. But nihilism, if you like, is the beginning of faith anyway.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.

The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy.

A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.