I would have been able to free a thousand more slaves if I could only have convinced them that they were slaves.

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.

Best friends make good times better and hard times easier!

There is a malaise that exists in your land - what appears to many as the sudden and tragic disappearance of the American dream which, in some ways, has turned to nightmare. J. J. Greene Quotes.

Two heads are better than one.

One night a father overheard his son pray: Dear God, make me the kind of man my Daddy is. Later that night, the father prayed, Dear God, make me the kind of man my son wants me to be.

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.