Someday, you will find the one who will watch every sunrise with you until the sunset of your life.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Without either the first or second amendment, we would have no liberty; the first allows us to find out what's happening, the second allows us to do something about it! The second will be taken away first, followed by the first and then the rest of our freedoms.

A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

Informal conversation is probably the oldest mechanism by which opinions on products and brands are developed, expressed, and spread.

Emerald slopes became so tall they touched the clouds, and showers painted diamond waterfalls that sluiced down cliff sides.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.