Someday, you will find the one who will watch every sunrise with you until the sunset of your life.

Democracy is a form of government that cannot long survive, for as soon as the people learn that they have a voice in the fiscal policies of the government, they will move to vote for themselves all the money in the treasury, and bankrupt the nation.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

My best friend is the only person in the world who could stop me from crying.

The middle way is a view of life that avoids the extreme of misguided grasping born of believing there is something we can find, or buy, or cling to that will not change. And it avoids the despair and nihilism born from the mistaken belief that nothing matters, that all is meaningless.