Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

You're only delaying the inevitable. I have the Tacitus. I am invincible. The Tacitus told me of Tiberium missiles, of invulnerable flying ships, of real-time genetic mutation. More than alien. More than human! The next step in our evolution as a species!

A good friend is like a wonderful book, the inside is even better than the cover!

All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise. just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!

The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless.

It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on.

If I can't understand something, then it's probably nonsense.