Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

Scientists are skeptics. It's unfortunate that the word 'skeptic' has taken on other connotations in the culture involving nihilism and cynicism. Really, in its pure and original meaning, it's just thoughtful inquiry.

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family.

A friend is someone who reaches out for your hand.and touches your heart.

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.

The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.