Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.

Quitting smoking is rather a marathon than a sprint. It is not a one-time attempt, but a longer effort.

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Global warming has taken the place of Communism as an absurdity that 'liberals' will defend to the death regardless of the evidence showing its folly.

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.