You're only delaying the inevitable. I have the Tacitus. I am invincible. The Tacitus told me of Tiberium missiles, of invulnerable flying ships, of real-time genetic mutation. More than alien. More than human! The next step in our evolution as a species!

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys.

A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again.

Emerald slopes became so tall they touched the clouds, and showers painted diamond waterfalls that sluiced down cliff sides.

Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.