You're only delaying the inevitable. I have the Tacitus. I am invincible. The Tacitus told me of Tiberium missiles, of invulnerable flying ships, of real-time genetic mutation. More than alien. More than human! The next step in our evolution as a species!

The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!"

Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.