All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.

A real friend's got your back, while the fake ones are sticking knives in it.

Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, 'you owe me.' Look what happens with a love like that! It lights up the whole sky.

The harness of waterfalls is the most economical method known for drawing energy from the sun.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.