Astrology is a science in itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge. It taught me many things and I am greatly indebted to it. Geophysical evidence reveals the power of the stars and the planets in relation to the terrestrial. In turn, astrology reinforces this power to some extent. This is why astrology is like a life-giving elixir to mankind.

A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

It takes years to build up trust, and just seconds to destroy it.

I'm so proud of you for changing and getting your life straight with god!