Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, you feed him for the rest of his life.

Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

But one, the lofty follower of the Sun, Sad when he sets, shuts up her yellow leaves Drooping all night; and, when he warm returns, Points her enamoured bosom to his ray.