Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.

Domestic violence refers to acts of violence (physical, sexual, emotional and psychological) that occur between people who have, or have had, an intimate relationship. It tends to involve an ongoing pattern of behaviour aimed at controlling a partner through fear.

All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman.

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.

While you're talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.