A friend is someone you can call at any hour to laugh or cry or complain.
Essential to the theory of evolution is the premise that everything has come into being by itself.
Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.
The unforgivable sin of Hitler's Germany was to develop a new economic system by which the international bankers were deprived of their profits.
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.