You are a son to me, that to my father I couldn't be. I love you.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. after I finish laughing.
Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
Marriage is the sunset of love.
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.