Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

Bring me then the plant that points to those bright Lucidites swirling up from the earth, and life itself exhaling that central breath! Bring me the sunflower crazed with the love of light.

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The man who thinks he can and the man who thinks he can't are both right. Which one are you?

From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

Global warming has taken the place of Communism as an absurdity that 'liberals' will defend to the death regardless of the evidence showing its folly.