Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends. For if not, they weren't true friends in the first place.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Don't believe everything you think.
Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it's going to hurt.