Children, be worried when they call you America's most valuable natural resource. Have you seen what they've done to the other natural resources?
Utah PhillipsEvery good educator knows that true teaching is to teach kids how to ask the right questions.
Utah PhillipsI guarantee, that if I am elected, I will take over the White House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and not do a damn thing . . . Which is to say, if you want something done, don't come to me to do it for you; you got to get together and figure out how to do it yourselves. Is that a deal?
Utah PhillipsBut if itโs true that the only true life I had was the life of my brain, what sense does it make to hand that brain to somebody for eight hours a day for their particular use on the presumption that, at the end of the day, they will give it back in an unmutilated condition? Fat chance!
Utah Phillips