You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!

I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family

Good day, fair maidens.

The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!

This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!