The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!

The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!

I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family

Good day, fair maidens.

You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!

The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!