Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

Don't date a woman who gives you a pager number instead of a home number (she's looking for control).

My dates are nightmares! If she were awake, alive, not on parole and truly single that would start. Place, time and what we do matters little if I'm out with the right woman.

Learn your audience and know how to reach them and don't sign anything without a good lawyer and a capable agent.

Women do date better than men. They'll get prepared. Men just kind of show-up.

Don't get down on yourself when you get rejection letters.