Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

I honestly believe that all of my work have the type of impact that will allow me to create some unique opportunities.

Don't date a woman who gives you a pager number instead of a home number (she's looking for control).

Don't date a woman without cable (no cable, no SportsCenter).

My dates are nightmares! If she were awake, alive, not on parole and truly single that would start. Place, time and what we do matters little if I'm out with the right woman.