I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

The publishing industry is stuck somewhere in the Jurassic era.

Don't date a woman who gives you a pager number instead of a home number (she's looking for control).

Publishing companies and a great many authors have missed the opportunity to capitalize on the very real relationships they create with their readers.

Don't date a woman who doesn't take care of her place (she won't take care of you).

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

Believe in your work, educate yourself about the business, surround yourself with good people, set goals and timetables and stay focused on them.