I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

Don't date a woman who doesn't take care of her place (she won't take care of you).

Don't date a woman without cable (no cable, no SportsCenter).

I'm open to anyone who can or has demonstrated that they can effectively market and distribute with the best. It wouldn't hurt if they could put up with my nonsense too.

My dates are nightmares! If she were awake, alive, not on parole and truly single that would start. Place, time and what we do matters little if I'm out with the right woman.

I honestly believe that all of my work have the type of impact that will allow me to create some unique opportunities.

Women do date better than men. They'll get prepared. Men just kind of show-up.