I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

Believe in your work, educate yourself about the business, surround yourself with good people, set goals and timetables and stay focused on them.

Don't date a woman who doesn't take care of her place (she won't take care of you).

Don't date a woman without cable (no cable, no SportsCenter).

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

The publishing industry is stuck somewhere in the Jurassic era.

Men aren't waiting to do anything besides finding a way to meet the right woman and making sure that bad dates are over in time to catch SportsCenter.