Publishing companies and a great many authors have missed the opportunity to capitalize on the very real relationships they create with their readers.

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

Don't date a woman without cable (no cable, no SportsCenter).

Women do date better than men. They'll get prepared. Men just kind of show-up.

Don't date a woman who gives you a pager number instead of a home number (she's looking for control).

Believe in your work, educate yourself about the business, surround yourself with good people, set goals and timetables and stay focused on them.

Don't date a woman who doesn't take care of her place (she won't take care of you).