Don't date a woman without cable (no cable, no SportsCenter).

Don't get down on yourself when you get rejection letters.

Learn your audience and know how to reach them and don't sign anything without a good lawyer and a capable agent.

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

Don't date a woman without cable (no cable, no SportsCenter).

My dates are nightmares! If she were awake, alive, not on parole and truly single that would start. Place, time and what we do matters little if I'm out with the right woman.

Men aren't waiting to do anything besides finding a way to meet the right woman and making sure that bad dates are over in time to catch SportsCenter.