I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

So finally I came up with a thing that felt really pure, and I'm Christian, so when I hear about death I have a lot of hope because I believe in Jesus and life after death, and John 3:16.

The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day. . . . I don't know, 3,700 a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers. We're killing lots of babies every day. It's infanticide. Its genocide. We are . . . How can God bless our country, seriously?

I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?

I think abortion is murder.