I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

You had some unexpected help. You had help from God! Essentially, it became a handicap match! Me vs you and God!

The standards are being lowered, not just on the Internet, but in all of news and media.

I'm a guy who gets more out of life than some people - more out of one big breath of fresh air than most people get from breathing in and out for a lifetime.

When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy.

I got balls the size of grapefruits!

I have to do something with my mind, or I'll get in trouble.