The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.

Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!

I'm Vince McMahon, dammit, let's hear it!

Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise.

The Rock will always come back to us.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!