You'll never meet a nicer guy than Owen Wilson.

Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.

I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.

Sometimes people that are very good at improvisation in life, meaning like stage improvisation, aren't good in films because you have to ultimately take a scene where it needs to go. It's not about just saying something that's funny. You can say something funny but if it's not on story or driving the scene to its end it's really not very helpful at all.

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!

I love actors and I feel like, if you usually allow people some say, most people, if they start to feel comfortable, they're going to have a voice. If they feel heard, then they will give back 10 times as much to you.