You'll never meet a nicer guy than Owen Wilson.

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.

It's nice when people are passionate about something, and it's always better when they let the subject tell the story, more so then when you can tell people are trying to get their own philosophy into it.

You don't worry about being liked. You have to be yourself.

It's well known that the greatest defence against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.

I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it's going to go, and you can get an audience with it, but then I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

I was lucky I always got along with girls. It was never like a big deal. I had a lot of girls that I was friends with that I wasn't sexual with. I think having two older sisters made me comfortable like that. I just like people, so I can just go up and say whatever.