I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I'd have to run home from school in order to beat the other kids to my house so they wouldn't see them.

It's well known that the greatest defence against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.

We don't have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government.

It's really nice that the truth can finally come out.

The last book I read was the book I've been rereading most of my life, The Fountainhead.

I never did anything for free. Other than dancing in clubs. I give that away for nothing.

I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?