I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

Egil Olsen should have gone six games ago. He was totally useless. I'd like to give him a right-hander!

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

I signed schoolboy forms for Watford when I was 12, but then my parents got divorced, and I never kicked a ball for three years. I rebelled, I left home, but getting back into football sorted me out. It was the second chance I needed.

My parents split when I was 13. For a youngster, it's quite devastating. One minute you're all happy families, then everything changes.

I've plenty of bows to my string.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.