Over the years, I've had about 80 stitches in my head and face from football incidents and bar incidents, so I have lots of scars. I don't think I look intimidating, but I'm sure other people have their opinions.

I'm a Conservative, but I talk for the ordinary working classes. I get on with the boys at the pub, but I can also mix with Prince Andrew. I understand both levels. The toffs haven't lived in council estates; they've just known big mansions. How can they understand how the postman feels? I would never say no to becoming an MP.

Film is like football - you join a team, get close to one or two people, then never hear from them again. I don't get emotionally involved. Do one, move on.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

After 'Big Brother,' people came up to me in the street shouting, 'You woz robbed!'