I buy hats like women buy shoes. I have well over 150.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

I always want to try new things, and 'Mean Machine' has given me that chance. I have got plans to carry on acting and would love to play all sorts of roles - you'll see that there's more strings to my bow!

I signed schoolboy forms for Watford when I was 12, but then my parents got divorced, and I never kicked a ball for three years. I rebelled, I left home, but getting back into football sorted me out. It was the second chance I needed.

I'm a Conservative, but I talk for the ordinary working classes. I get on with the boys at the pub, but I can also mix with Prince Andrew. I understand both levels. The toffs haven't lived in council estates; they've just known big mansions. How can they understand how the postman feels? I would never say no to becoming an MP.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.