I signed schoolboy forms for Watford when I was 12, but then my parents got divorced, and I never kicked a ball for three years. I rebelled, I left home, but getting back into football sorted me out. It was the second chance I needed.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

I was offered 'I'm A Celebrity...' for a lot of money, but I don't like the level of degradation.

I was captain of Wales; I've been captain of numerous football clubs.

I got into moisturiser when I played football. If you're out in all weathers you have to take care of your face.

Over the years, I've had about 80 stitches in my head and face from football incidents and bar incidents, so I have lots of scars. I don't think I look intimidating, but I'm sure other people have their opinions.

Egil Olsen should have gone six games ago. He was totally useless. I'd like to give him a right-hander!