The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

I buy hats like women buy shoes. I have well over 150.

I've plenty of bows to my string.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

Football became my life at five or six. The earliest memory I have is of playing in my first boots, a pair of black and white Alan Balls. It was 1970, four years after the World Cup, and I scored three goals at school.

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win