People say, 'I love 'Snatch,' I love 'Lock Stock,'' but I want to be more than a movie name. I'd love to be more of a household name.

My parents split when I was 13. For a youngster, it's quite devastating. One minute you're all happy families, then everything changes.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

For some people, becoming a parent does change them, but it never changed me.

Football became my life at five or six. The earliest memory I have is of playing in my first boots, a pair of black and white Alan Balls. It was 1970, four years after the World Cup, and I scored three goals at school.

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

After 'Big Brother,' people came up to me in the street shouting, 'You woz robbed!'