I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

I've plenty of bows to my string.

John Wayne never ever disappointed his fans, because he was a cowboy.

I'm a Conservative, but I talk for the ordinary working classes. I get on with the boys at the pub, but I can also mix with Prince Andrew. I understand both levels. The toffs haven't lived in council estates; they've just known big mansions. How can they understand how the postman feels? I would never say no to becoming an MP.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

I buy hats like women buy shoes. I have well over 150.