The best way to be boring is to include everything.
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Martin in particular concluded that man was born to live either in the convulsions of misery, or in the lethargy of boredom.
Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.
The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.
A minister of state is excusable for the harm he does when the helm of government has forced his hand in a storm; but in the calm he is guilty of all the good he does not do.